And I thought he picture is Cosma was gay...wow |
So pimp...the chick went to friday and stole the table clothe then stapled it together |
Me and Mary |
Shredded and Beefcake |
Brendon play grab ass, except he is doin it in the front and about a good higher |
Two hot chicks and three gay dudes |
If the poor girls only knew.... |
Hey Shredded...I think she can feel your hand, way to be smooth though |
You have to be WASTED to fall out of a Papazon chair |
Ya, turn your head in smile to cover up the shame and worthlessness you feel in side |
A girl must have walked in, or Ryan caught his reflection in a mirror, one of the two |
Taylor and Shredded |
I love it when people ask me to take a picture of them and when I say 1, 2, 3.....the fuckers are lookiung the other way |
I don't think it is even possible for Ryan to smile any bigger |
Cake time for b'day boy |
That's really hot, not sure why but iu wish that my penis instead of a cake |
While it would appear to be a fake axe to the noraml, untrained eye....in actuality, it is a real Medeival axe, the only reason i know that is because Darrel cut his figer on it |
I'll give you TWO guesses as to what was on my mind....and honestly, if u dont get this joke, come over to my apartment and I'll explain |
Some kind of shots |
Girls covered in icing...ok, time for the clothes to come off and the fun to really begin |
And the icing food fight has begun |
Awesome picture...except its fucking blurry |
Mr. Metabolism chowin down on whatever he wants becuase he can...lucky fucker |
And now there is random black shit on his face...never usually a good sign |
Beefcake and Brent |
Even if I told you that Shredded was starring at the cake instead of that nice, young, respectable girls boobs.....I would be a totaly liar |
Ok, mental note to never, EVER fuck with this chick |
Unless she wants to rub that icing all over herself while she is naked |
Boobies...and no Ryan, not yours |
Beefcake tryin to blame anyone but himself for eating the cake |
Taylor is a Smelly Pirate Hooker....but she's kind of a hot pirate |
Worst synch'd dancing ever |
Oh god, it's getting worse |
Honestly girls, just give it up |
I'm pretty sure the Conga line has nothing to do with your dance |
This chick has had enough of us talking shit...well fuck her anyway |
Now if only they were all naked....sad times |
Random keg stand |
And another |
Beefcake weak ass keg stand...couldn't even hold himself up |
Maybe it is just me, but the dude on the left looks like he is lovin the reach aroudn that he is givin to darrel |
Ya, she's 17....probably not the best idea |
Random weirdo passed out all over the house |
Chick beer pong team one |
Kaitlin, Me and Taylor...I wish they were my roommates |
Where did all the food go? |
Darrel havin some fun w/ his random fake pirate shoter |
Awesome, a giant helium canister...random but still fun |
Ya, Taylor is hot |
That has to be a stictly platonic relationship....no way those girls would ever hook up w/ that homo |
Shredded just goes down hill as the moments go by |
Yes Ryan, I do see you |
God dammit, clothes were so 10 minutes ago, apparently these girls didn't get the message |
I know, I'm awesome, how can you resist me? |
Jessica, Shannon and Paul |
Ya, this whole double standrd thing about girls be able to touch other girls boobs but guys can....totaly bullshit |
Marine Mike takin drunk pics before we even get to the bare |
Paul...again |
We may as well just tell him good night now because he's gonna end up "going to take a piss" and magically just never showing up again |
Bunch of homos behind shannon sittin in a booth |
Jessica, some random and shannon |
Busted, that hooker is definitely checkin out Mike's ass |
Three girls freak dancing and they all have their clothes on...wtf is this? the god damn micky mouse club?? Take some of that shit off |
One of Paul's really good friends from school |
Beefcake, Josh and Mike |
Sweet face, go show someone who cares |
Beefcake, Josh, Jessica, Marine Mike, Shannon and Creapy Paul doin god knows what on the end |
Jessica and Mike |
Sorry about that last one, I was a little drunk |
And the award for the biggest cock tease goes to.... SHANNON!!! |
It's cool, it's cool, he's totally sober |
Jessice pretending to be mad cause I took a picture of her and didn't giver her enough time |
If they were both naked this picture would be perfect |
Bad ass bar tender dude |
You really had to be there |
I'm fuckin serious, it was a lot cooler in person |
Ok, i'm done, time to go home |
Josh and some random ass queerbait at the bar |
Very good Shannon, use two hands to hold the beer...just pretend it's like a big sippy cup |
Like you dont know everyone else is starin at your boobs, I just happen to be smart and remember to take a picture of them |
Suddenly Shannon became extremely unattractice...maybe it's just me but I hate girls that use their teeth...so unnecessary |
Look how much Josh cares about story time with Shannon |
God dammit, once a fucking gain...you had to be there, I know the picture sucks, but get over it and move on |
Marine Mike and Josh |
Beefcake, Me, Paul, Mike and Josh |
Mike passed out on the car next to me |
I really can't tell who is holding who up...which is kinda scary |
Josh before his 1st sale
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And again because the 1st one wasn't good enough? |
Beefcake's pants after Annabelle pissed all over him |