Carter apparently so pimp that he brushes his chest off instead of his shoulders |
Garret and Dougie on his 22nd birthday
|
Paul rockin a sweet fuckin turtle neck sweater...I don't think any of that beer
is gonna make it in his mouth |
Borto and Alysha
|
Happy Birthday Lauren! |
That's hot
|
Smallest kids in the bar, Paul, Scottie Eh, Beefcake and Pat |
Scottie givin Paul the thumbs up for bein an asshole and knockin his drink out
of his hand
|
Random, Will and Mallory
|
Nasty Nate headed to the bathroom |
Me and Mallory |
Benetti and Mallory |
Danika and Chitown |
I see sparks starting to fly
|
Birdman talkin shit already
|
Where'd your girlfriend go?
|
Mallory, Chitown, Carter, Big Dick, Andy, Standon and Danica |
Zuke and Birdman
|
Dougie gettin slapped in the face for biting people...he remember none of it
though
|
Alysha and Josh...tough to tell who is more hammered
|
MIS represent!
|
Dude in the background doesn't know either?
|
Kelly broke here heel, the logical thing to do would be to break the other one,
but oh no, not Kelly |
Travis tryin to spit some game and gettin ignored...completely |
Coors trying to console Kelly after she broke her shoe |
Me and Kelly
|
Paul and some random
|
Paul, the random, and her friend |
Maybe if Kelly stands in the corner, no one will see her or know who she is...yaaa
right |
Shannon and Adam both fucking wasted |
Stanton makin an appearance at Dirtbags
|
That is something I never thought I would see...kodak moment for sure |
Beefcake running after something
|
Paul about to drop Dodds on her head |
The jew thing at sigma kappa |
Tyson's new friend for the night |
He doesn't look very playful |
Kacey, Ward and Erinne |
MIS represent! Mike, Paul, Me, some MIS chick and Beefcake |
I think Hogan is trying to tell me that the girl behind me has some shit on her
lip? |
Vince has become an Asian cowboy...awesome |
Me and Kelly
|
Chelsea enjoying her drink, which is conveniently rested between Kelly's boobs...I
don't know who is enjoying this more, Chelsea or Kelly |
And Kelly is done for the night...too bad
|
Vince
|
Me, Alysha and Chitown |
Trevor pointing and screaming some shit...what else is new
|
Me and Trevor |
Phil and Jake
|
Phil gettin some love at work...nice touch
|
Imon gettin wasted
|
Jake tryin to sneak a shot during work |
Mollie and Shervin...probably the most random picture I've taken in a while
|
John and Dean
|
Zuke showing Evan how he really feels...nice |
Alysha, Randi and Borto
|
4some...I win
|
Me and Carolyn, Naptown buds |
Imon, Shervin and some random ass girl
|
Deutch and Trish 'the Dish' |
Deutch and Trish, again
|
Evan, Deutch and Trish
|
Mike stalled out on his bike after pullin in to 711 |
Shredded wandering around
|
Chelsea nearly pushed Ryan over...not surprising seeing as we found him wandering
down Speedway |
Tyson chillin in my bed
|
What's wrong puppy?
|
Ok, quit lookin stupid
|
How can you ever get mad at that face? Easy, when he shits all over your floor |
Tyson learning to tilt his head when he is confused just like a sorority girl...awesome |
Tyson passed out on Jess
|
Beefcake and Susan
|
Me and the love of my life
|
Kroopf, Randi, Jonelle and SteveO....wait, I thought this was a Christmas party?
|
Me and Higgins
|
Shouldn't Susan be wearing the Christmas Tree hat? |
Half of Annie and Mallory, Susan, Jonelle and Randi
|
Zuke and Big Dick, both seemingly perplexed |
ODB, Zuke, and Big Dick
|
Me and Baldi
|
Me and Beefcake rockin the holiday sweaters gettin wasted |
Tasty and Zuke |
Me and Alysha
|
Me and Tasty
|
Stacy and her roommate...I think |
Susan, Amanda, Jonelle and someone else...their fam in sigma kappa
|
Me and Susan |
Amanda, Susan and two randoms
|
Beefcake and Big Dick both lookin pretty wasted
|
Jess and Randi looking very festive |
Me and ODB
|
ODB can't believe I actually got him to take a picture with Lucas...I WIN!
|
Susan and Randi
|
Hot girls, very hot |
I think I should have just stopped drinking at this point |
Jess, Randi and ODB
|
Randi and SteveO...2 lonley Jews, on Christmas |
Lucas and some random
|
Kroopf and Susan...SO random, never saw this comming |
Amanda, some dude and Jess |
Lucas all alone under the mistletoe...poor guy |
Mallory looks like she's up to something, probably pretending not to be drunk |
Kelly, Beefcake, Zuke and ODB
|
Me and Mallory
|
Randoms
|
Tom and Ashlie...the happy couple, how cute |
Jivich goin down on Claire...awesome |
Jivich and Claire |
Kroopf gettin wasted
|
ODB looks way too happy |
Brian makin a cameo |
Syd holdin an empty cup...boo |
Me and Jess...how cute |
Me and Beefcake takin shots with Mollie and her family for her Dad's b'day....awesome |
The Christmas Elves...my sweater was still better |
Alysha, Birnbaum, Borto and Paul
|
Alysha doesn't really approve of the dude Mal is lookin at |
Alysha and Mallory
|
Julie and Jonelle
|
Beefcake, Dodds, Alysha, Jonelle and Fazel poppin in the back |
Dodds and Alysha
|
Shapo dead sober at Dirtbags |
Hee hee hee...
|
Don't act like you guys don't see each other |
WOW! Definitely didn't see that comming
|
Apparently neither did Dodds |
Alysha lookin for some Elven love
|
Sam in town for the Holiday
|
Some random, Same and Alysha
|
Ted has finally come out of hiding
|
Me, Melissa and Corinne
|
Me and Ted
|
Colin thinkin about goin back door on Julie |
Looks like he got it
|
Me and Colin
|
Me and Kelly
|
Zuke and Brooke at Sigma Kappa |
Me and Brooke
|
Zuke adding the finishing touch to Jess' candle holder |
That's hot, sneakers and a dress...very professional woman living in the city |
No Clue
|
Some chick with huge fluffy pink shoes we saw on our drunk stumble home before
we tipped over the parking meters |
Christine, Birnbaum, Randi, Alysha, Stef, Borto and Jivich at a Jew party...thank
god Alysha was there |
Tyson goin after the older girls |
Beefcake headfirst out my car trying to pull the parking cone we ran over out
from underneath the car |
Wow, heads first apparently is the way to go |
Wouldn't it have just been easier to open the back door?
|
Apparently not
|
Paul, Tyler, his roommate and me
|
The ugliest fucking boots ever! |
Beefcake drinkin straight from the pitcher |
Paul double fistin
|
Paul and Mary
|
That's fuckin hot
|
Some random, Jess, Mollie, Me and Paul |
Me and Mollie @ Trident on my b'day
|
Josepa stealin a few drinks |
Me, Abbie and Cindy |
Shredded with toilet paper stuck to his shoe |
Me and Abbie |
Jessica and Abbie |
Paul and Phil...what the hell is Phil wearing
|
Mariah passed out on the couch when we got hom |
What the fuck happened?
|
Don't remember any of this, nor do I remember why my pants are off |
Me lookin like Thermun Mermun from Bad Santa |
Still drunk at 2pm the next day rockin my boxers, a vest and my dress shoes |
After waking up in my own puke I decided to throw all my sheets away...not so
smart |
What was left of my cake, left on top of my car...all night |
Me still drunk and brunch the next day...wow |
Back to the couch for the day for me |
Sener and Danielle at O'Malley's |
Vince in fine form as always |
Vince, Sera and Connie |
Tom is obviously sober |
Phil cheesin' |
Sener relaxing in my laundry after Dirtbags |
Zuke and Stacy...and my old Indiana license plates |