Mike and Josipa's "Wedding" in Vegas. It be Str8 Gangsta, Bitch! |
And other random pics from before and after... |
06.04.2005-07.11.2005 |
No, how you doin? |
Box trying to seduce the camera |
And the award for the most metrosexual beerpong toss ever goes to....good ol' Pete |
Judging for wind is always crucial |
D Rel and Sly slangin beerpong balls like weight |
I stand corrected...thats the most metrosexual beerpong toss ever |
You can barely keep your eyes open....do u really think just "one more" is a good idea? |
Mike telling one of his stories again, or did someone just step on Maria's mom foot? |
Paul chiming in with the always warranted "YOU DUMB!" |
Apparently he just won at something...to bad we are all to shitfaced to know what |
Mike always a good samiritan, taking one of Jerry's Kids out on the town |
Tyler stick to your day job |
Gonna go ahead and chalk that one up to the alcohol |
She must have had a roofie-colada...there is no way Drew is this funny |
Sweet two dudes...ya i dont know why i took this either |
Bum cuzzis.....yaaa yeaaaaaaaa |
That is one expensive CD cleaner |
The sign in the background says it all |
Which came first the tribal armband or the bandana |
Look at the happy groom, the bride on the other hand...hmmm |
There is that smile we all know and love |
Beefcake being molested |
Aww poor beefcake...no |
Look still pretending like he doesnt want Josipa to touch him |
Sumo wrestler or giant penis u be the judge? |
|
Come on who hasnt been to vegas without a random black guy slappin you on the ass |
Do you want to touch my penis |
Look ladies and gentlemen its Barney Fief |
Cop thinks this is a family reunion |
Gotta stretch out, dont wanna pull anything when your dressed up as a giant wang |
Quite the tourist attraction |
Is it that hard to use a flash |
There we go thats better |
The groom forgot to keep it real..and had to put on his gangsta googles |
Even "The King" himself comes out to see Mike get hitched |
The wedding party |
Work that chicken wing girl |
Screw the chicken wings, keep the booze flowin bitches |
Mike is wondering why this stinkin rican crotch is so close to his face |
He brings a peace offering of booze..so its all good |
Delicious beverage for the soon to be married couple |
Cheers to being single, seeing....oh wait |
Know Mike want to hurt the Puerto Rican again cause he just realized that was tequila |
Josipa already has the wifey death grip on him |
What would a wedding be without booze |
Ya thats what it looked like through our sober eyes |
Must have been to drunk and forgot I've already taken this picture two times |
Josipa admiring her huge rock |
Think the idea of getting married just hit Josipa |
YAAAAA YEEEEEEAAHH |
Look at them legs going up and making an ass of themselves |
Give you one guess who the degenerate alcoholic in this picture is |
Jams musta been bumpin like chicken pox up in da limo |
Does he ever piss in a toilet? |
Starting to think Paul isnt potty trained |
Feliz is apparently so excited she busted out in interpretive dance |
I'd like to order one marriage license please |
This lady must be psychic she already looks pissed |
CHAAAEEEEEESSSEE!!!!! |
Paul definetaly doesn't know where he is at |
Gangsta boutonniere Tyler |
And there it is....I DO |
Whats the first thing a man does on his wedding night...of course enjoy a delicious beverage |
Who is holding who up? |
Gonna go ahead and guess Feliz doesn't remember much of the limo ride |
So Mike, what color hair does Josipa have again? |
No Mike, boob is not a hair color |
Haaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy |
Gangsta bitches.....Gangsta, nuff said |
I dont know what your saying either Paul |
Way to ruin a wedding picture...way to go, way to be "That Guy" |
Look Pablo Escobar isnt dead |
Dealer looking pissed cause Paul probably busted out his extensive drunk vocab of "You Dumb!" |
Pablo is apparently cool enough to wear glasses in the casino |
Yes his finger is really as big as that sign |
Random cab driver, gonna go out on a limb and say we probably pissed him off |
Now there is a motto to live life by...."Cold Beer and Dirty Girls" |
We were so shitfaced didnt realize that said passport |
Cant tell if this is Paul's pimp limp or gay gimp walk |
The tres amigos and ya we still haven't gone to bed |
Mike is up to his usual quality control inspection, and apparently she passes |
So ladies can I buy u something to drink? |
Biggest bellhop in the world...like you were looking at Mike in that picture |
Browned-out drunk at 8am...awesome |
Tyler probably drunk off of the booze fumes that are coming from Beefcake's pores |
Who knew Sly Stallone was so young |
One more year and you'll be able to rent a car...just tryin to be positive folks |
Tyson makes a guest appearance |
And apparently so did his softball sized nuts |
Darrel acting out his innate abilities as a landscaper |
Well, after graduating the UofA with an MIS degree, apparently landscaping was a more appealing job that working for ADT...big surprise |
