Vegas for the Weekend...By Myself

Everyone else bailed, but I still had fun
04.04-06.2008


I come back up to my room to get more chips, and this retard is passed out outside my door. Motherfucker never even said thanks
Kendra signing autographs
Kendra and Holly
I can't believe he actually showed up
Hef walkin by

I fuckin missed him again
Knudten and his brother
No clue
It's gonna be a long night
Smile everyone

Why does Vertu have it's own store? Is that really necessary
Chillin at the table
Random hottie
Random girls the door guy @ Tryst offered us
I'm in love w/ the chick on the left

Heeeyyyyy
If only we weren't in Vegas
Her and her friend
Hooray
Most amazing legs ever

Grant and the girls
Randoms
I forget
Dave hangin out
Knudten telling some chick the worst story ever

Knudten and some chick that was engaged...nice try bud
Dave and the short chick
She had to stand on a chair...
Otherwise she was small...booo
Randoms...poor girls think they're hot

I hope that pole can hold her
Aren't there supposed to be bouncers for stuff like this?
Time to throw up the gang signs...weird
This would be the exact opposite of awesome
See...told you

Jeff is awesome at pretending to pay attention
Accidental pic
Me and I forget, but she was fun
Bachelorettes at the table next to us
I should have just stopped drinking a long time ago...oh well

She was diggin the tongue ring
Random asian guy...little creepy
Token wasted face
Playin a little leg guitar
Random

Her friend can't believe her
I think she had to pee or soemthing?
Did she really just pee outside?
Don't look too happy
Maybe you should slow down? Keeping up with me is a bad idea

This girl was gettin tossed around all night
Random
See, look what happens when you try and keep up...a mess!
Just kidding, don't cry Princess
Jeff and the engaged chick

Louis is rubbin off on her, gettin her to throw up gang signs
Me and Louis, my new Vegas bar guide
Ya, I know, he's retarded but please, don't point. It's rude
Jeff and I forget
Dude, she's crazy, RUN!

Me and I forget, again
Sweet coat dude...total cool guy
He's not gonna eat you
See, he's really funny
Dude, let her go, she's not that hot

Still talkin
Well played dude, well played
No shame
She'd do in a pinch
Random shot inside Tryst

High fivin' in public...awesome
And another random
They were better than the chubby beasts
Randoms getting paid to prance around
Where did this girl come from?

Hi
She's all yours dude
Finding random chicks for us
Chick in the purple pulling her friends top down...awesome
Those dudes were lovin it. Her, not so much

Wrong way
Sweet double chin, everyone laughed
Me and the randoms from Scottsdale
Jeff, your hair is fine
Jeff and I back downstairs playin craps

Passed the fuck out
Jeff after he stole like 8 vitamin waters from the cart lady...thx dude
Mornings in Vegas are no fun
Smile little guy
Jeff kickin back

All of us outside the Palms before they dropped me off at the airport...which lasted all of 20 mins
Random billboard we saw on the way to the airport....until I got there and I decided to change my flight and hang out at the pool w/ Colleen
I know why Billy is smiling, but I've got no clue why Jess is laughing...
Palms pool
Other way

Heeeeyyyyy Colleen...
No clue
Another random
Billy hangin out
Colleen and Jessica

Is it really necessary to rep a clothing line while sitting at the pool....apparently so
Way to rep the SGM
How cute...and by cute I mean gay
If those little kids only knew
The multiple picture at the same time idea didn't really work out

Jessica's ass...she'd do in a pinch
Redo cause the last one "wasn't good enough "
No faces...
Weak sauce...make out for real
I'll let you use your imagination for this one

Me and Colleen
Creepy dude chillin in the pool chair
'I'm a model I swear, look I can pose like one'
Not bad...
Much better...kinda missed the point of getting the background but I can deal

Me and Jessica
Billy puttin out the vibe
Hot waitress chick
Those rooms would have been a way better idea
I forget

Colleen, your brother would not be pround
Dude walkin by got in the way
Totally should have stayed in one of those with the pool
Ok, jokes gone on long enough
Ok, I get it, you're a model

Boobies
The other token model pose...she is kinda good at it
I really want to say she had a number written on her ass but I don't really remember
It was definitely something though
Action shot of Colleen jumpin into the chair

"Take a picture of my ass" Ok, if I have to
"Wait, do it again, I don't like that one"....so picky
Colleen wasn't very centered but close enough
Billy talkin to some random smokin' hot chick
...who had on the best bikini bottoms ever

Adam and the random hotties
Sweet ass girl
'Dude, I swear, I'm not red'....ok, whatever you say
Random hotties from Miami sitting next to us
Sweet shoes Jess...give them back to Adam

Nice Colleen
Adam's shoes look way better on him
Get her Adam
Adam, Jess, Me and Colleen poolside
Sounds familiar

Billy and Craig chillin....puttin out the vibe
Steve, Billy and Craig
BFF! ...and yes, Colleen wanted me to take the picture like this
Colleen and her boys
This chick was hot, too bad she hated the heat in Phoenix